A rather gloomy box office in April inevitably leads to the blossoming month of May, and this year will be no exception. Last week Iron Man showed us that an ex-playboy with a substance abuse problem can play a fictional playboy with a substance abuse problem with superpowers and net over 100 million in one weekend. Join us on a fantastical spring journey that will take us to the future, Narnia, and even Connecticut (one of the settings for the highly anticipated Indiana Jones sequel).

Oh, and check out these YouTube trailers too.

Redbelt - A Jiu-Jitsu teacher with a strict code of honor is forced to battle for his life in an illegal underground fighting circuit. Learn the true meaning of being a warrior while seeing someone’s teeth kicked in, all for just $10.

Speed Racer - An old childhood cartoon is remade by the Wachowski brothers, the creators of the Matrix trilogy. Emile Hirsch (Into the Wild) stars in a that dares to ask: Would an adolescent fantasy make money if we put it on the big screen?

What Happens in Vegas… - Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz star in a movie that proves Dude, Where’s My Car doesn’t have to be the pinnacle of an acting career. Kutcher wins big on the slots, but Diaz is the one who pulls the lever. The two battle over the winnings as they look for a solution to their monetary disagreement.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - In a year where Mr. Potter is on hiatus, the nation’s youth can look towards the newest installment of C.S. Lewis’ fantasy epic. Previews show the new Narnia as a darker, more disturbing place, populated with fearsome creatures and men with heavy Spanish accents.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Let’s face it, we’re all waiting to see if Indy can still beat up Nazis and crack a whip like he used to, all while explaining to his young sidekick that social security does matter. Yes, there is a crystal skull involved, and yes, Shia LeBeouf will continue to establish his growing status as a hearthrob.

War, Inc. - John Cusack is a mercenary/assassin who falls in love with Marisa Tomei while charged with protecting Hillary Duff (who plays a pop-star). All this takes place in the future, in the fictional country of Turagistan. Palme d’Or, anyone?

Sex and the City: The Movie - Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte are back, hoping to show that you don’t need superpowers or a fast car to be a summer blockbuster. What’s the deal with Mr. Big? Is someone going to die? Does this mean there’s going to be a Sopranos movie?

The Strangers - If you missed Funny Games, never fear. Liv Tyler stars as a woman who comes home one night, only to find three masked murderers waiting to terrorize her and her husband. Don’t look for the sequel.

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